The I Rub My Duckie vibrator is cute, sassy and perfect for solos or
couples who want a discreet sex toys that they don’t have to worry about
leaving out. Who really wants to accidentally forget to put up the
giant double dong and get discovered the next time they host a get
together? The I Rub My Duckie vibrator sits innocently on the bathtub
ledge or shelf until you flip him over and activate his real purpose – a
fun and super naughty massager that will get you hot and bothered!
I
Rub My Duckie gets big points for creativity and discretion here. It
looks and feels almost exactly like a toy rubber duck! The controls are
well hidden and although the toy is significantly heavier than a real
toy duck (and doesn’t squeeze like one), you really can’t tell it’s a
sex toy until you’ve either been told or have spent several minutes
looking it over. If you set this on the ledge of your bathtub, it’s
likely that no one entering your bathroom will think it’s a sex toy
unless you’ve confided in them what the yellow, innocent looking duck
really does. It also doubles as an actual massager and doesn’t feel too
bad in that department – you might be able to work out a few kinks in
your muscles with this cute little guy.
If you have kids, they’re
definitely going to think the I Rub My Duckie vibrator is for them, not
you. And good luck trying to tell them convince them otherwise –
because they won’t believe you for a hot second. In their eyes, it looks
like a kids toy, therefore it must be a kids toy. And can you really
blame them? Would you believe it wasn’t a kids toy if you hadn’t seen
the box? Exactly. So unfortunately, unless you want your kids asking why
the rubber duckie shakes instead of squirts water, you’re going to have
to keep it put up anyways, so the whole discretion thing ends up being
for naught.
If you don’t have kids, then you can certainly leave
it out and leave your adult friends wondering why you have a kids’
rubber duck in your bathroom. The only other real caveat here is that
there aren’t any vibration patterns or even intensities – it simply
turns on and it turns off. However, the I Rub My Duckie really is more
of a novelty than anything else, so don’t expect to get top of the line
functionality and customizable vibration patterns or anything like that.
The
I Rub My Duckie is certainly cute and creative, and very discreet in
most situations. It has fairly strong vibrations and even though it
doesn’t have any special vibration patterns or anything like that, it’s
still plenty strong enough to get the job done. It also feels pretty
good as a regular massager, so you might get double duty out of it.
You’ll have a lot of fun playing with this either alone or with your
partner in the bathtub or shower, and it also makes an excellent gift.
It’s absolutely priceless to see the look on someone’s face when they
open the box and then do a double take! Overall, this is a fun addition
to your toy box but definitely not the only thing you want to have on
hand when you’re looking for total satisfaction.
The Full I Rub My Duckie Vibrator Review
Sex
toys come in all shapes, sizes and colors and there are some very
interesting ones out there on the market. Typically, you see more and
more realistic looking vibrators, or at least ones that you can
absolutely tell they’re a sex toy as soon as you look at it. However,
really discreet sex toys aren’t all that common, and it can be difficult
to find something that both teases and pleases as well as stays
incognito.
Enter the I Rub My Duckie vibrator. Cute as can be,
this vibrator has the alter ego of an innocent looking rubber duck – and
boy does this thing really look like a child’s toy! If you have kids,
that may not be a plus because you’ll spend so much time trying to
convince them it’s not theirs that you might as well just put it up
anyways and not deal with it. However, you’ll have a lot of fun leaving
this little guy out and letting your friends think it’s just another
rubber ducky toy while you secretly know what it’s for!
Of course
this toy is waterproof, so it’s perfect for ladies and couples who love
to play in the tub. Unfortunately, he still takes batteries and isn’t
rechargeable, so you’ll want to invest in an economy pack of AA
batteries, although two are included to get you started. The beak is
where the vibrations are the strongest, so you’ll want to use him for
your clitoris and other hot spots, although the vibrations can still be
felt throughout the body and in the tail. The I Rub My Duckie vibrator
is fairly quiet, so you’ll be able to enjoy it with privacy.
The
material seems to be a traditional semi-firm rubber, so it’s not really
soft and squishy. It feels much like a typical toy rubber duck would,
so extra points for realism there. It’s latex free, so if you have any
latex allergies, you’re safe with this toy. It’s also phthalate free, so
you don’t have to worry about whether or not it’s body safe.
Overall,
this is a fun sex toy to have and a really fun gift to give! Don’t use
it as your only vibrator, but it can be a really cute addition to your
collection. It makes a wonderful toy for beginners who aren’t
experienced or are shy!
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